Zod Takes a Survey


Name:
There are those that call me Zod the All Powerful. Still others refer to me as Zod the Magnificent. I am also known as Zod the Terrible and Zod the Impaler. In high school my nickname was Dumbass. Stupid, puny mortals! They laughed at the Great Zod. They laughed! But soon they shall rue they day they messed with the Mighty Zod.

Single, crushing, or taken?:
Crushing. There is nothing that Zod desires more than to crush all of humanity in his mighty grasp.

Like to shop?:
Not really. Most stores refuse to give a discount to the Mighty Zod, despite the fact that he has been the ruler of a small galaxy for the past 5,000 years.

What's your favorite thing to do?:
Being worshiped by others.

What's your favorite kind of music?:
Hymns sung in awe of the Mighty Zod.

Like movies?:
The Great Zod could care less for your pitiful human modes of entertainment... except for perhaps the Police Academy films.

Favorite color?:
Zod's favorite color is Geenaploda. It is a shade of green that is so green that if a simple mortal so much as catches a glimpse of it, their eyes will explode.

Last book you read?:
See Spot Run. It is an excellent testament of the struggles a canine must face in the modern world.


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